To Shy-Momo

Shy-Momo I think you are very annoying.

You're not like Semi at all. . .

You're so damn needy, too damn needy, but I understand.

I found you in a green fishnet bag with your brother or sister

And in a cage with white rabbits that were larger than you.

It took you a while to start liking me, but I understand.

You were up at 5 AM, decided to claw at my skin, then you licked me with your rough tongue,

and then you meowed so damn much,

so I gave you milk and moistened cat food.

You're so annoying. . . I also think I am allergic to you, since

I woke up with red puffy crying eyes

I don't like you

But in many ways I love you.

Shy-Momo I hope you stop hiding under the bed and furniture soon.

Don't piss on my clothes !

Don't shed !

I want to hide you in my dresser. . . but

I understand it takes time for kittens like us to adapt to our surroundings and eat a full meal. . .

And stop hiding under beds

And not claw when touched,

So I understand why I need to spoon feed you and give you time and space.

But you're so very annoying

I don't like you very much

But in many ways I love you.

But I'm going to shave off your fur.